iero:

My Chem: *Posts some incredibly cryptic shit.*

My Chem sitting back, watching the fans start a dumpster fire trying to figure it out: 

We haven’t spoke in sooo long how’s life ..... xox

Who dis?! Life’s good! You?

iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

does anyone even know what imagine dragons’ songs are about

mercedesbenzodiazepine:

bob-belcher:

I’m sending him a friend request LMAO

forbidden-horror:

Now this is how you do a special edition!

boidivision:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

d1rtypaws:

Me: I love being out at night, I’m not scared of the dark!

tree: *exists, looking very vaguely like a person*

Me:

ladyjericho:

animals sit in the woods and scream “I WANT TO FUCK!!!!!!” and thats just the culture

Yeah it’s Lizziedunnn

commandtower-solring-go:

sweetnightmaregaming:

commandtower-solring-go:

jellies:

jellies:

jellies:

OH I FORGOT. I SAW THE GREATEST CAR IN THE WORLD WHEN I WAS COMING BACK FROM THE JOB INTERVIEW I DID TODAY

I got the job I had interviewed for in this post and they started me at $13/hr and a guaranteed 20 hours a week thanks everyone for their support in the notes abt the job interview itself and no thanks to the people who said it was cursed

Reblog the X3 HEWWO car of career success. Reblog for a decent job

Rebwog the X3 HEWWO car of caweew success. Rebwog fow a decent job. owo

how dawe you up stage mwe like this owo

ellacalm:

The sound of heavy rain while you are in bed.

cctrashd:

ahatch0788:

How did mark ruffalo age 20 years in 4

How did Paul Rudd age -2 years in 4

Would if I was

Yeah love is beautiful